J.K Rowling is my queen

irish-buzzsaw:

Last week I got to go see Joel McHale do stand up and it was awesome, he’s very funny. He’s from Seattle and we’re all very proud of him around here - definitely a well-known public figure.

Except.

My mom and I got our will call tickets and were standing waiting to go inside the venue. When he…

suchspiritedwords:

(Idk where the fuck I was looking…) but I met Joel McHale last night :) he’s so hilarious! 

I had him sign my ticket too and noticed he’s a leftie, which is important because lefties like us are gonna take her the world :P 

Also he commented on my necklace saying “nice time turner” which FINALLY some one else said it looked like one!!!

suchspiritedwords:

(Idk where the fuck I was looking…) but I met Joel McHale last night :) he’s so hilarious!

I had him sign my ticket too and noticed he’s a leftie, which is important because lefties like us are gonna take her the world :P

Also he commented on my necklace saying “nice time turner” which FINALLY some one else said it looked like one!!!

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

nitro-glycerine:

bostonge0rge:

jeankd:

teamocorazon:

x

bless them for letting baby girl keep her heritage

I peep them braids and that dress

I was just thinking this. She actually takes the children back to visit their family in their home country and they study about their own cultures. She isn’t one of those white people trying to assimilate her non-white children. 

Angelina Jolie is a woman who uses her money and publicity to do wonderful, magnificent things. Bless her and this amazing family she has brought together.

I’m in love with their love

anniecrestah:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? \

Because if they flew over the bay, THEY’D BE BAYGULLS, COME AT ME

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

I think you've finally lost it
Anonymous

anniecrestah:

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

NO BODY

HAHSHAHAHHAHAHAHA

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow

you are the face of the
                                r e b e l l i o n .